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noxzema
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"Diet Rock"

I am a little diet rock
as cute as I can be.
Although I'm sweet to look at,|
I'm both carb and sugar free.
When you get up each morning
Lift me high into the air,
Then set me on the floor 10 times
before sitting on the chair.
Please place me on the table
at the place YOU plan to eat
and remember I am watching
What YOU do and what YOU eat.
When you are serving up your plate
Please leave my section free,
And I'll reduce the calories
by the space you saved for me.
After you have eaten,
although I'm just a rock,
Please slip me in your pocket
And take me for a walk.
If YOU do this faithfully,
Then in a month or two,
Although I'll still be just the same,
YOU'LL be a slimmer you.

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Malitol is evil..Just say no to LC treats
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