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noxzema
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I gave this out to all of my TOPS members. It is not "Atkins" friendly

I thought it was cute...and so true for many of the members of my chapter. They liked it..so I thought I would share it with all of you.

Like I said though NOT "Atkins" friendly

But I bet some people can relate.

We weigh in on Thursday nights..so this is the reason it is set up in this order.

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Seven Days To Go

(THURSDAY evening, 7:30 P.M. )

That piece of cake I saved is near;
One big slice, I have no fear;
Besides no pounds will ever show;
I've got seven days to go.

FRIDAY - A day of shopping, to the mall we go for a burger special,
it's cheaper you know. I'll walk it off; I have no fear;
Six days to go, no weigh-in near!

SATURDAY - I think I'll skip my tuna lunch; a ham sandwich is what I'll munch.
Tuna's getting expensive you know;
Besides, I've got five days to go!

SUNDAY - For breakfast, one egg, toast and juice Kids left their
pancakes! Oh, what's the use? With inflation, to waste is a sin;
besides it's four days till I weigh in!

MONDAY - Breakfast I'll just have coffee today Maybe I'll lose more that way.
Supper - a little extra I'll eat
Three days before those scales, I meet!

TUESDAY - Boy eating out is really rough; Restaurant menus are really tough;
I'll work this steak off, have no fear;
in just two days, it’ll be clear!

WEDNESDAY - Now my nerves are really a wreck, I might as well eat, what the heck!
I'll take two ex-lax late tonight;
One day to go - it'll be all right!

THURSDAY - I can't afford to eat - no way! Six trips to the John might

save my day. I gained two pounds, wouldn't you know?
Guess I didn't have seven days to go!

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